radiofreederry:

True crime podcast but you realize as you’re listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

YOU’VE ALL SEEN BEARSKIN RUGS AND SHEEPSKIN RUGS BUT HAVE YOU SEEN

PINATA SKIN RUGS

#I like the implication that they hunted and skinned this poor piñata creature to make a rug

They probably hunted it for its delicious candy innards but why waste a skin

moki-dokie:

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you’ve refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that’s gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

tunnelsaints:

can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut

purified-zone:

scotchtapeofficial:

justspilledcoffee:

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

ilovewinningbabyiwantitall:

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

infectiouspiss:

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

mysterymeat6649127739816:

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it